wow. this just in. there has been an anomymous wiener poet posting hot-dogged poem comments on the hotdog posts. check it out. it has been a mystery for some days now and i was racking my brain but they finally revealed themselves. i really should have known. it's just that the wiener poet is vegetarian and it seemed unlikely, but now i see all the signs and i am feeling like a fool for not guessing. i guess a P.I. should leave no lava rock unturned. i can put you in touch with her if you would like to commission your very own doggy dictation. maybe she would even send a mysterious wiener correspondence to your loved one, for a small fee, of course. she's a canine guerilla. she's hot on your trail. that was good fun. you'll get yours yet. with mustard and catch-you-up.
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